Sampbell's Soup & Salad Co. have been with us from the very start. They only have one stipulation in the contract we signed with them. No performer is to eat their soup with a spoon, forks are required. This is in order for the soup to last longer, thus savoring its flavor.

Chaquila Banana Corporation only agreed to sponsor us after their CEO slipped on a banana peel at one of our stopovers. Our decision to let them have the privilege of sponsoring us kept us out of court. But keep in mind that it was his fault. He should not have drank the Chaquila Tequila.

amoricon Moo-Moo Association is our final sponsor. Their company is located in the Heartlands of Amorico. Milk is as amoricon as apple pie. Their trademark, MoMo (pictured above), has been a cover-cow for Former's Almanac. That is until she was caught sipping Chaquila Tequila. Hopefully, she will quit drinking that awful tasting stuff and go back to milk. Milk is good for you because it makes strong bones.